This morning I discovered that there exists a sect of people who believe the shooting in Newton, CT was a hoax. A hoax put on by the government to pass gun control laws. I even got a “hate message” over Twitter for an off-hand remark I made about it. This is the world we live in folks. Anyway, enjoy the show (it’s in mp3 format, so I know you all can play it now).
Listen here:
Or here:
http://miscellany.podbean.com/mf/web/5p2pen/episode2season2.mp3
IT’S A HOAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[miscellany media] 
I’m actually speechless that this theory exists!! And you know I’m never speechless.